Table with 'Character'

I am threatening to paint the bottom of this table. This is an example of what our customers can't overlook. The price is $35 and I still get the comment, "What's wrong with it?" If it was at St. Vin's or the Goodwill, it would have been snatched up the day it was put out. I'll admit to tightening the screws and adding a peg so the extensions work, but that is all I did...so far. I know that if I just paint it (a medium blue to match the ticking in the chairs) and raise the price to $135, it will be gone in two days. OK, OK, I'll admit to something else, I hate painting. Does someone else have a vision or just need a cheaper-than-dirt table?